nyholm/why

A port of Matlab's Why function

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github.com/Nyholm/matlab-why

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1.0.1 2020-08-22 12:01 UTC

Requires

  • php: ^7.3 || ^8.0

Requires (Dev)

MIT 7e5848378867d9fc9125e63e353ea9268fbdc6d9

  • Nyholm <tobias.nyholm.woop@gmail.com>

This package is auto-updated.

Last update: 2024-11-22 21:29:08 UTC

README

Matlab has an easter egg where you type why and you get a fun answer. This project is highly inspired by that Matlab function.

The matlab definition

Install

composer require nyholm/why

Use

$why = new \Nyholm\Why\ReasonGenerator();
echo $why->generate(); // Stupid question!
echo $why->generate(); // To please the good programmer.
echo $why->generate(); // For the love to some product manager.
echo $why->generate(); // The young terrified engineer helped some rich and good terrified and very smart and rich kid.
echo $why->generate(); // The devil made me do it.
echo $why->generate(); // The tall tall programmer insisted on it.